The Diva

[The Diva]

Basic data
Birthname: Diana
Known as: #225
Current alias: Diva
Gender: Female
Race: Dog; Mutt
Age: One year old
Height: 2.3ft
Weight: 55lbs

Pack information
Current pack: None
Current rank: None

Family relations
Mother: Queen
Father: O'Mally
Siblings: Unkown

Love life
Crush: None
Boyfriend: None
Lover: None
Mate: None

Voice Type(s)
Click here

Personality Type(s)
Dry humor, sarcastic, snide, morbid, seems to be on drugs 24/7, lazy, fun, enjoyable, somewhat crazy

Personalities in depth
Diva enjoys being the center of attention, but only if it's praise or admiration. She hates it when she gets in trouble with the humans. She always seems to be on the go, and never seems to stop except to eat or sleep. Her calculating mind throws out snide or witty comments like an archer shoots arrows. Diva always has to have the last say, and if she doesn't, she gets miffed and won't work.

Appearance
I'm lazy. Look at the picture.

History
-Born in the kennels
-Taken by scientists
-Served doggy training school
-Became a guard dog
-Guards nothing in labs
-Meanders around and causes problems for experiments
-Steals cigarettes and gets the hobo off the street to light them for her
-Lounges around and basically does nothing
-Scientists like her since she doesn't cause problems

Strengths
-Intelligence
-Snide remarks
-Large chest allows for maximum breathing capacity = fast runner

Weaknesses
-Cocky
-Not very strong
-Easily confused at times
-Sensitive to the light; must always wear the pink shades
-Cannot run for too long due to smoking habit; runs anyways

[River]

Your hellhound here is sadly impossible on almost all accounts. First off, changing the vocal cords is not what gives your hound the ability to speak, wouldn't give your hound the ability to speak. She'd need a multitude of things changed, mainly her muzzle structure and the construction of her esophagus, to be able to speak English. It simply cannot be done. Humans have very small, very fine muscles in their faces and, most importantly, in their lips which allows them to form words. Dogs simply don't have enough muscles in their faces for this to be even plausible.

Second, brain cells cannot be transplanted. Brain cells are the only cells in the body that cannot heal, so once removed, the cells would die and be completely useless. Brain cell transplants have been done a few times but only using fetal brain tissue, meaning your hound would have the extra "intellect" of a one year old human baby.

Third, paws cannot be constructed like human hands without being turned literally into human hands. The dew claw is too high up on the foreleg to reach down to the toes. Plus, the muscles and tendons that hold the foot together would prohibit any significant sideways movement of the bones and joints in the foot... and the main foot pad would get in the way of any significant movement as well, unless the scientists removed it. If they did remove the pad, the the bottoms of her paws would be torn up and very sensitive since they'd still have to support her weight and deal with harsh environments. So, you'd literally have to give her hands for her forepaws to be used like them in any which way shape or form.

Despite this, I think she's an awesome character that'd make a wonderful wolf or even a dog if you'd like to keep her around humans.

[The Diva]

Gah. Curse you modern science! -shakes fist at- Oh well. Snarky cigarette smoking dog is here! >D

[River]

There ya go. ^^ She and Nefarious would get along ever so well.

[The Diva]

There. >D I editted. x3

[River]

She is wonderful. ^^ *does hand motion* I mean, good to go. X3

[The Diva]

Whoope!

Now I wanna rp'er... xD Wanna rp? <3333

[River]

Sure. ^^ But you start the post. I'm not in the mood... >.>

[The Diva]

No worries!

Any particular place you'd prefer it to.. er.. take place? XD

[River]

Nope. Wherever works for you. ^^ Nefarious can go anywhere he likes so... ;3

[The Diva]

Whoop!