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Post by f56d5r on Mar 16, 2009 3:16:27 GMT -5
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?" Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..." "Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..." "Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..." "Three? Well, when were they?" he asked. "Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?" "Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?" "Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how the doctor came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?" "I can't believe it! Becky, you should do such a thingfor me, to save my l ife. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?" "Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short..?" wow Power Levelingwow Power Leveling
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pavithra
Ain't that just adorable?
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Post by pavithra on Aug 16, 2010 0:04:47 GMT -5
We’re delighted to announce that the Big Knit will be taking place again in 2010. We’re currently getting our hats in a row so there’ll be more information to follow, but for now we wanted to share the news because we’re pretty excited, and we know that some of you are itching to get started. We have big plans this year. Along with Age UK, we’re aiming to knit 800,000 hats to raise £200,000 to help people in later life stay warm this winter. To keep things nice and simple, we’ll only be putting hats on our little bottles. So please only send little hats this year. =================== Insurance | Accident Insurance
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